complaint bracelet
this is no joke. yesterday at work i received an email that stated that we would each be getting a purple bracelet. each time you complain about something, you are supposed to switch the bracelet to the other wrist. of course, this was “voluntary” and we could return the bracelets if we didn’t want to participate. i’m sure no one would be angry about that.
honestly, i didn’t really complain all that much at work. i kept quiet for the most part. now all i want to do is complain about the complaint bracelets. the only acceptable use i can think of for my bracelet is to shoot it at anyone who says something i don’t want to hear.
If Oprah, or the Antichrist as I call her, is behind this, then the braclet can only be one thing…. the sign of the beast. Don’t put the braclet on, my dear friend. You may suffer a grizzly death once Oprah rules the world, but take heart in knowing you will be a witness against her unholiness.
Was that over the top?
-TAG
Comment by The Angry Gnome — June 28, 2007 @ 10:58 am
if they take complaining away from me at work, what will i have left?
Comment by kara — June 30, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
you can always watch this over and over again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU&eurl=
Comment by christie w/ the long hair — July 10, 2007 @ 8:09 am
unbelievably disturbing…
Comment by crystal — July 10, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
This blog post has got my vajayjay painin’.
Comment by oprah — July 11, 2007 @ 8:56 am