complaint bracelet
this is no joke. yesterday at work i received an email that stated that we would each be getting a purple bracelet. each time you complain about something, you are supposed to switch the bracelet to the other wrist. of course, this was “voluntary” and we could return the bracelets if we didn’t want to participate. i’m sure no one would be angry about that.
honestly, i didn’t really complain all that much at work. i kept quiet for the most part. now all i want to do is complain about the complaint bracelets. the only acceptable use i can think of for my bracelet is to shoot it at anyone who says something i don’t want to hear.
