i am part of a website that periodically emails me freelance job opportunities. i’ve gotten some decent work from the site, and there are a lot of legit companies looking for freelance help. however, there are also a good deal of really strange job listings. case in point:

I have a website. I need someone to set up my page for me. It is basic. I need to put up a picture of a horse, which I have a clipart of, but prefer a white horse with large beautiful wings and a baby on it’s back holding the mane. I need the colors to represent hell dark red and blue water that the horse is rearring out of that looks like heaven crystal clear blue glowing water. I would love for the wings on the horse to move and the front legs to fight, but it doesn’t have too. I want people to be able to send me and email to order a book and or just go to the shopping cart. Blue host has all the shopping carts and all that. I think even paypal. I want linking words set up. I have a list of the words.. Search words..

come on, i can’t make stuff like this up.

any takers? i’ll forward you the contact info…

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