about six months ago i was bored, so i went down to the mall because i heard a commercial on the radio that said there was going to be a model search and i figured that if i’m going to have to be 5 feet 10 inches tall, i might as well put it to good use, right? so i went, and met with the scouts, had some photos taken, and never heard back.

then today i find this photo on a website. i guess they liked me after all and decided to use my picture without my permission.

ok, just kidding. its april fool’s day and that’s not me. but you believed me for at least a split-second didn’t you? come on, that model looks a little like me, don’t you think? perhaps she’s my estranged twin sister…