in case you weren’t aware, brian and i have many million dollar ideas/product lines. we think its a disgrace that we haven’t shared them with the general public yet. we’ve determined that we’ll never act on any of them. feel free to use the names and make the products yourself, we just ask for a small portion of the income that you generate. or maybe a large portion.

breakfestivities: this would be a line of cereals. each box would contain some carnival tickets that you could save and redeem for carnival prizes. “moms, having trouble getting your kids out of bed in the morning? they’ll be excited to jump out of bed when the breakfestivities begin”

lubri-can: its just wd40 in a nice package. “if lubricant can’t get the job done, lubri-can can.”

pastabilities: a just add water side dish. “imagine the pastabilities”

ab-original: a new ab machine “ever wonder how those aborigines keep those rock hard bodies looking good? with the ab-original of course”

a latte to talk about: this is a coffee shop with a homey feel that welcomes customers to sit around and talk for a while. that’s right, its just like every other coffee shop in america. “have a lot to talk about? head over to a latte to talk about”

correctum: cream for your ‘roids. “got itching, burning hemorrhoids? correct ‘em with correctum”

well, that’s about it. we like to think that instead of just one million dollar idea, we have been blessed with 10 one hundred thousand dollar ideas. or maybe its 100 ten thousand dollar ideas.